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THE
RIZLAS
MOVIE DOWNLOADS PAGE
below
are some humourous AND
WEIRD clips brought to you by:
'fuktifeyeno' productions.
To download either
right click on the 'Title' you want and 'Save as...' or just click on the
'Title' and let
your default downloader pick it up. All files are NOT zipped so will be
ready to play once downloaded.
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NO.
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TITLE
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DESCRIPSH
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FILE
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SIZE
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A QUITE SPLENDID DISPLAY OF A GRANNY BOOTING A BABY INTO ORBIT. DON'T WORRY, GRANNY DIDN'T HURT HERSELF. |
MPEG
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603
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I THINK THIS IS A CLIP FROM 'MEET JOE BLACK', A VERY BONE CRUNCHING DOUBLE CAR HIT. |
MPEG
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609
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BILL GATES GETTING A FACE FULL OF PIE, WITH A FOREIGN COMMENTRY. VERY SATISFYING TO SEE. |
MPEG
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741
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ALL THE PROOF YOU NEED THAT MONICA SUCKS. |
MPEG
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311
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I DON'T KNOW IF THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED BUT IF SO IT IS THE WEIRDEST THING I'VE SEEN IN A LONG TIME. A SENATOR GOES METAL AT A CONFERENCE AND WANKS OVER THE PRESS??? THEY WERE GIVING IT ALL THAT, APPARENTLY. |
MPEG
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561
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THIS CAT IS CLEARLY HIGH ON CRACK, DECIDING IT WOULD BE COOL TO JUMP FROM THE TOP OF A VERY TALL TELEGRAPH POLE. |
REAL
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287
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THIS IS AN EXCELLENT QUICK LITTLE MOVIE. AN EXPOLDING DOG IS ALWAYS A WINNER. |
MPEG
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263
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A QUITE DISTURBING CLIP OF SOME BLOKES HEAD BLOWING UP??? NOT A SNUFF CLIP BUT VERY REALISTIC IF YOU'RE INTO THAT SORT OF THING. |
AVI
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140
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A STRANGE ANIMATION SHOWING THE TRUE NATURE OF MODERN ART, SOOO TRUE. |
AVI
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224
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THIS REFEREE HAS HAD ENOUGH OF THE BACK CHAT SO KICKS THE SHIT OUT OF SOME OF THE PLAYERS. 'BOUT TIME TO. |
MPEG
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490
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A DISPICABLE DISPLAY OF MINDLESS VIOLENCE AT A FOOTBALL MATCH, AND NOT BY AN ENGLISH PERSON EITHER. |
MPEG
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612
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THIS TIME IT'S THE PLAYERS TURN TO STRIKE, AN UNPROKED SLAPPING IS DISHED OUT AND THEN SOME. |
MPEG
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948
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SOMEONE HAD A LOT OF TIME ON THEIR HANDS AND CREATED AN ANIMATION OF LARA CROFT EMPLOYING HER BREAST IN WAY GEEKS EVERYWHERE DREAM OF. BIZARRE BUT MENTAL ANIMATION (I WAS FORCED TO PUT THIS ON HERE) |
MPEG
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1MB
416 KB |
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SPLENDID END TO THE TALENTLESS SPICE FIVE, VARIOUS METHODS ARE EMPLOYED TO DISPOSE OF THEM ONCE AND FOR ALL. |
AVI
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755
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THIS GUY GOES MENTAL AT WORK AND BEATS THE CRAP OUT OF HIS PC. I WOULD LOVE TO DO THIS. |
MPEG
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426
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madcop | SEEMS LIKE SOME KIDS DECIDE TO GIVE A USA COP SOME CHEEK WITH SEVERE RODNEY KING STYLE RESULTS. THESE PEOPLE HAVE GUNS. |
ASF
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385 |
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matrix | A REALLY FUNNY EDIT OF THE MATRIX ADDING A BIT OF GOOD OLD FART GAGERY TO THE WHOLE SITUATION. ALTHOUGH A VERY BIG FILE IT IS WORTH THE WAIT. |
MPEG
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5MB |
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SCARYEYES | REIF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY SEEN THIS IT IS WORTH A LOOK. A YOUNG LADY HAS FOUND SHE HAS THE ABILITY TO MAKE HER EYES BULGE FROM HER HEAD, VERY FREAKY. |
AVI
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1MB 27KB |
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tysonbite | PREDICTABLY, THIS IS FOOTAGE OF THE QUITE SANE TYSON MUNCHING EAR IN A VERY SPORTSMAN-LIKE FASHION. |
ASF
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202 KB |
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AN ANIMATION PUT TO AN UNKNOWN (to me) STAND UP COMIC'S RANT ABOUT HOW MANY FUCKS HE'S HAD, QUITE FUNNY. |
MPEG
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780
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